{"product_id":"espresso-bazooka","title":"ESPRESSO BAZOOKA - Eau de Parfum 30ml","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWartime Yunnan. A physics student defied the professors and brewed “espresso” from whatever the land offered. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThe machine exploded. So did the rules.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eIn this 30ml Eau de Parfum experience, we bottled the wild coffee big bang born from the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eexperiment gone wrong—t\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eoasty, gritty, and absolutely untamed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eTo uncover the full story behind the incident, hear the student's confession as he fires back at the school principal's accusations—through the exclusive single dropped for this creation:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\"\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCall Me the Barista\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003ePlay the track below to overdrive the pump.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"spotify-compact-player\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"player-info\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"album-cover\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"GAMEBOY DRAGON Album Cover\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/4955\/6416\/files\/MarchNorth.png?v=1784752979\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"track-details\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"track-title\"\u003eCALL ME THE BARISTA\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"track-subtitle\"\u003eAGGRONIUM | Original Soundtrack by Adam Ryax\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"audio-wrapper\"\u003e\u003caudio preload=\"metadata\" controlslist=\"nodownload\" controls=\"controls\"\u003e\n      \u003csource type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/4955\/6416\/files\/Call_Me_the_Barista.mp3?v=1780842909\"\u003e\u003c\/audio\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .spotify-compact-player {\n    width: 100%;\n    box-sizing: border-box;\n    display: flex;\n    align-items: center;\n    justify-content: space-between;\n    gap: 16px;\n    padding: 12px 16px;\n    background: #121212;\n    border: 1px solid #282828;\n    border-radius: 8px;\n    font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\n  }\n\n  .player-info {\n    display: flex;\n    align-items: center;\n    gap: 12px;\n    min-width: 0;\n    flex-shrink: 0;\n  }\n\n  .album-cover {\n    width: 40px;\n    height: 40px;\n    border-radius: 4px;\n    overflow: hidden;\n    background: #282828;\n    flex-shrink: 0;\n  }\n\n  .album-cover img {\n    width: 100%;\n    height: 100%;\n    object-fit: cover;\n    display: block;\n  }\n\n  .track-details {\n    display: flex;\n    flex-direction: column;\n    gap: 2px;\n    overflow: hidden;\n  }\n\n  .track-title {\n    color: #ffffff;\n    font-size: 13px;\n    font-weight: 600;\n    letter-spacing: 0.5px;\n    white-space: nowrap;\n    overflow: hidden;\n    text-overflow: ellipsis;\n  }\n\n  .track-subtitle {\n    color: #b3b3b3;\n    font-size: 11px;\n    font-weight: 400;\n    white-space: nowrap;\n    overflow: hidden;\n    text-overflow: ellipsis;\n  }\n\n  .audio-wrapper {\n    flex: 1;\n    min-width: 0;\n    width: 100%;\n    display: flex;\n    align-items: center;\n  }\n\n  .audio-wrapper audio {\n    width: 100%;\n    min-width: 200px;\n    height: 36px;\n    outline: none;\n  }\n\n  @media (max-width: 600px) {\n    .spotify-compact-player {\n      flex-direction: column;\n      align-items: stretch;\n      gap: 12px;\n      padding: 12px;\n    }\n  }\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eAlso on your favorite streaming services:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ciframe data-testid=\"embed-iframe\" style=\"border-radius:12px\" src=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/embed\/track\/4nyQhptABoWXAJ1Gmwb4Ys?utm_source=generator\u0026amp;theme=0\u0026amp;si=ad61e316b7b94e44\" width=\"100%\" height=\"152\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"\" allow=\"autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; fullscreen; picture-in-picture\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e","brand":"Aggronium","offers":[{"title":"Gourmand","offer_id":48666405011648,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Woody","offer_id":48666452197568,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/4955\/6416\/files\/1.png?v=1785166245","url":"https:\/\/aggronium.com\/products\/espresso-bazooka","provider":"Aggronium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}