PAW-SITIVE CRIME
Concentration: Eau de Parfum
Projection: Moderate
Longevity: 8+ Hours
Origin: Made in the USA
Volume: 30ml
Dispenser Type: Spray
Dimensions: 40x40x95mm (cartridge), 140x140x60mm (box)
Olfactory Character:
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Dogs navigate the world through their noses, experiencing the same reality far more richly than we ever could. Maybe that’s why we’ll never understand the muddy paws across the bedroom floor. We call it naughty. A puppy’s little crime. But perhaps they’re simply bringing home the treasures they found along the way. How would we know?
So we wondered what a dirty paw might smell like through a dog’s nose—where our mess might be their treasure. We named it Paw-sitive Crime.
And behind the scent is a mini adventure starring a little puppy named Jodie. One day, she planted a muddy paw, caked in dirt and wildflowers, squarely on a dragon’s face. Somehow, the slap broke the spell that bound the dragon, setting him free from the dungeon humans had built to imprison him. Little Jodie unlatched the dragon’s chains—unintentionally, or maybe not. No one ever knew why.
In this Eau de Parfum experience, you’ve just let a dragon loose. Allegedly. Nobody suspects the one with muddy paws, still dusted in wildflowers. Rain-soaked blossoms, honeyed rose, and damp earth cling to soft warmth, carrying the untold mysteries of Jodie’s mini-expedition. Whatever small, mischievous thing got loose, it left only this soft, guilty perfume behind as the only clue.
Innocent. Feral. Utterly unrepentant.
Tap play above to join the crime. Overhear Jodie's chit-chat with Rocco the Dragon in an underground cave, through an original soundtrack sniffing around this Eau de Parfum experience, music and lyrics by Adam Ryax and Mario Cao, also available on Spotify, Apple Music, and Tidal:
“Get a Dirty Paw”
Keep scrolling. In the next section, you will discover the truth behind Jodie's crime in the full Origin Story: Paw-sitive Crime.
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“She walked straight in, following a scent that reached her from somewhere deep inside. It didn't take long — she moved quickly through the cave's branching passages and uneven drops, a maze carved at giant's scale — until she came, at last, face to face with the beast.
The dragon studied the creature in front of him, smaller than half the width of his own palm, and blew two columns of dark grey smoke from his nostrils as he lowered his head to look her over.
‘What is your name, contender?’
‘Jodie,’ the little dog said, practically vibrating with excitement. ‘Jodie, from Peru.’ ”
— An excerpt from Paw-sitive Crime, Adam Ryax
FAQ
Short answer: no. All scent concepts, stories, characters and their confessions are fictional art created for the Aggronium universe. Some may take inspiration from real historical events, but please don't stake your worldview on them! For the real deal, please go bother that history teacher you haven't spoken to in years.
Bless your optimism, but no! The masks you see in the product photos and around the site are illustrations, part of the storytelling, not physical items in the box. That said, if enough of you turn out to be delightfully unhinged about wanting them, we'd happily make and sell them separately. Consider this our open invitation to prove it.
We stand behind what we make. If you received the wrong item, your order was damaged in transit, or something isn't right due to a manufacturing defect, just reach out — we'll make it right with a replacement or refund.
Because opened perfume can't go back on the shelf for someone else, we're not able to do returns or exchanges for a change of heart. That's exactly why we built the Discovery Set — find your match before you commit. And here's the generous part: every dollar you spend on it comes right off your full-size cartridge later — basically, a free test drive on us.
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